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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
SATURDAY, 30 APRIL 1988
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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