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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 17 JULY 1988
Fortnite was free to play.
It was not free to stop.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
  2. Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
  3. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
  4. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
  5. Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
  6. Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
  7. You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.

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