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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 19 JULY 1988
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  2. Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
  3. Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
  4. Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
  5. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
  6. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
  7. Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…

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