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You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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