ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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