ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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