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Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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