ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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