ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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