ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The retirement age goes up a year every time you check.
It's not a finish line. It's a horizon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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