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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION WEDNESDAY, 25 APRIL 1990
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
  2. You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
  3. They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
  4. Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
  5. Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
  6. The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
  7. Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…

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