ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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