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FRIDAY, 20 APRIL 1990
Every summit sends a very strong signal.
The planet keeps not receiving it.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
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