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Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
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