ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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