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Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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