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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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