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Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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