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ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED

DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 21 SEPTEMBER 1990
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
  2. The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
  3. Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
  4. Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
  5. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  6. You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
  7. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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