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SUNDAY, 16 SEPTEMBER 1990
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
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