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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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