ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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