ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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