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Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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