ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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