ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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