ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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