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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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