ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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