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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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