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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Not important enough to answer, but important.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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