ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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