ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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