ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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