ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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