ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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