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You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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