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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Be your own boss.
Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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