ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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