ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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