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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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