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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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