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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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