ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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