ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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