ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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