ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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