ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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