ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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