ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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